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This blog is not: shitty people spreading shitty ideas (promise!), judgemental (talk to me!), hateful (except to mitt romney [oh man i hate that guy])

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that horse has better hair than i do    

spideypool:

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

Im going to be surrounded by halloween and idgaf

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME    IT'S THE MIDDLE OF JULY    NO FUCK THIS HALLOWEEN BULLSHIT IT'S STILL THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER    DON'T YOU MAKE ME BLACKLIST THIS SHIT TUMBLR    
kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

secretlifeofateenblogger:

I keep forgetting what the differences are in the over the counter pain relievers, so I made a handy chart.

secretlifeofateenblogger:

I keep forgetting what the differences are in the over the counter pain relievers, so I made a handy chart.

ref    v important    
tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

image

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

image

sunsdown:

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

aaaaahhhhh    i'm offically starting a tag    ross jokes    
hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank


#that pun was on point

hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

vegan-vulcan:

raccoon-eater:

lacigreen:

lalatinafeminista:

toomanyfuckscrusader:

hiddlefun:

cloudcuckoolander527:

talisguy:

Signal boosting in case anyone needed to know this. 

This is informative as heck. Show this to everyone!

This is actually some great info! Why can’t they teach this kind of thing in school??

Wow, I’ve taken health and sex ed three times during my educational process and never learned any of this. Thanks.

Definitely some important information here!

this is supa awesome.  i do think it should be noted that side effects of EC *really* vary.  when I took EC I didn’t have any symptoms whatsoever.  

The more you know~

When I took EC, my period went missing for three months. Freaked me the hell out, despite having negative pregnancy tests. You cannot imagine how relieved I was to have it back.

seadeepspaceontheside:

Bilbo wrote that song. I would image in the new headcanon that he wrote it when he was in the BOFA. Thanks Anon.

THIS IS V IMPORTANT    DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M HAVING EMOTIONS    


carlosofthecosmos:

tastysynapse:

Every part of the fandom will understand how comforting this short tune is.

wow dude. I really just felt that in my heart. 20 seconds? that’s staying with me the whole night

can i get this as like a 10 hour loop?    because this makes life a bajillion times less stressful    ref    

worclip:

Füüt Hammock by Three Dot Creation Consultancy

best    shut up and take my money